she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
NoShamevember. You game?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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