hotel room ftw
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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