you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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