am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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