is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
