Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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