Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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