so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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