HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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