Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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