I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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