what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she peed on how many people?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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