why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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