Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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