This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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