I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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