just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize