none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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