I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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