i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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