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I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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