the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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