well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Sober January is a disaster.
vagina is talking i cant
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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