So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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