I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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