what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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