It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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