I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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