Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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