We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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