4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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