I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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