Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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