I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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