i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize