First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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