So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
That accounts for only three of the penises
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
so much tequila, so little girl.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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