she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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