And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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