I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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