I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize