Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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