Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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