Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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