I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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