chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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