I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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