yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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