She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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