dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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