chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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