it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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