Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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