How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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