So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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