Jerry, you need to find god
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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