We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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