Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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