I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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